EdwardPlayer's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 10,509 (From 1,380 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 226,195 Points

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Dynamole

Medals Earned: 8/8 (435/435 points)

What Now 5 Points

Find the secret rock

Worm Snack 5 Points

Get 10 out of 30 worms!

Worm Stew 25 Points

Get 20 out of 30 worms!

Winner 50 Points

Beat the game!

Worm Sandwich 50 Points

Get 25 out of 30 worms!

Catlike 100 Points

Win with only 9 lives!

Happy Mole 100 Points

Get all 30 worms!

Vegetarian 100 Points

Win without collecting any worms!

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 58/100 (290/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

E.T.P

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Escapee 5 Points

Beat the game.

Savior 10 Points

Kill a grand total of 0 Mimikos.

Devotee 25 Points

Escape with 0 deaths.

Perfectionist 50 Points

Escape with 0 deaths, 0 dead Mimikos, and less than 4 minutes on the clock.

EAT HAM

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Eat Spajeje

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

eat da spajeje 5 Points

yummy

Eat Spajeje 2: Back for Seconds

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Eat Spajeje Demake

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

WIN 5 Points

FUCK

Edmund's World Tour

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)

10 Rotations 5 Points

You're getting the hang of this...

45 Rotations 10 Points

You've seen all of the hats...

100 Rotations 25 Points

You've completed the world tour twice, nice!

1000 Rotations 100 Points

You clicked on Edmund's face 36,000 times. Good for you.

Edward The Rude

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/240 points)

Said a bad word 5 Points

This medal can be unlocked when Edward said a bad word

You completed all 10 messages! 10 Points

This medal can be unlocked if you completed 10 messages

Edward is making more bad words! 25 Points

This medal can be unlocked when edward said 30 swear words

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Egg Game

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

Level 1 5 Points

You beat level 1! Awesome, I guess

Level 2 5 Points

You beat level 2! Wow, you're actually playing this

YOU WIN!!!!! 10 Points

Ten points to you! You're a real winner!!!

Level 3 10 Points

A little harder than the others, but you managed to get through it

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