Total Medals Earned: 10,610 (From 1,406 different games.) Total Medal Score: 229,095 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (40/360 points)
Clear the level 1
Clear the board 1
Clear the board 2
Collect 200 stars
Clear the board 3
Clear the board 4
Clear the board 5
Clear the board 6
Clear the board 7
Clear the board 8
Collect 400 stars
Collect 600 Stars. Thank you very much!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 8/24 (265/390 points)
*tank not included
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
The man, the myth, the legend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 5/5 (220/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (110/110 points)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (225/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!