Total Medals Earned: 10,509 (From 1,380 different games.) Total Medal Score: 226,195 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (60/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 7/7 (235/235 points)
First steps
Return to another world
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 7/7 (245/245 points)
Find at least 1 star!
Find at least 2 stars!
Find at least 3 stars!
Find at least 4 stars!
Complete the game!
Get all 5 stars!
Medals Earned: 11/14 (440/500 points)
Win a bronze medal!
Win a gold medal!
Win a silver medal!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Find the first secret area!
Get pwned by the game!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (50/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
idiot
Medals Earned: 7/7 (70/70 points)
Fail the first level
Bump into a locked door in the third level.
Beat the game and read the ending
Pick up the spray without the glasses in the fourth level
Bump into the second door of the seventh level
Beat the whole game without closing the browser and coming back
Medals Earned: 9/9 (280/280 points)
unlock Mercury
unlock Venus
unlock Earth
unlock Mars
unlock Jupiter
unlock Saturn
unlock Uranus
unlock Neptune
unlock Pluto